Goomba's Ted Talk

One day when Goomba was in 5th grade he was playing Roblox, he met another player that was a girl!!!!!!!!

The girl messaged Goomba and said "Can we date on Roblox?"

Goomba said "No THOT!!! I already have a hoe I like!!!"

The THOT said "Can we still be gangsta?"

Goomba lied "Yeah homie, that's cool."

The next day Goomba deleted his gangsta Roblox account and was so sad. :(